Welcome to the perverse and pointless world of Larvagirl, the most crudely drawn comic strip ever (with the exception of the text, of course, which would simply be too time-consuming to do properly). Some will be funny, some will suck - and others will be funny because they suck so much. All of them, though, will be published in the most basic file type possible (because I find it so annoying having to wait over a minute for an image to load when it only needs 8 bit colour, stupid JPGs). Such is the nature of Larvagirl.

Now, just so there are no misunderstandings later on, the content on this site will offend someone, somewhere. If you don't like something you see here, you are free to complain about it. You are also free to expose yourself to mockery by myself who really couldn't care less about your petty concerns. However, be warned that I reserve the right to publish any material sent to me for any purpose. Just remember that - I own you - and you'll be fine.

I think that's all I need to say, really.

The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#1): Amazing Acrobatic Acts
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#2): Bright Blue Balaclavas
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#3): Cauliflower Collecting Carbon
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#4): Dangerously Delicious Deutchmarks
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#5): Engage Empty Electricity
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#6): Frightened Funky Flamingoes
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#7): Gyrating Green Gerbils
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#8) Hungry Holiday Happenings):
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#9): Impossibly Indigenous Isthmus
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#10): Jumpy Jungle Jingles
The Fantastic Voyages Of Elaine, The Happy Athenian Pillar (#0): Killer Khazakhstani Kiosk
The Wonderous Journeys Of Patsy Pepper, The Pleasure Pastry (#-1): Lemon Licking Lyches
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#11): Mightily Missing Mangroves
Past Legends (#1) - Joseph Stalin: Nicely Naughty Neckwarmers
Past Legends (#2) - John Lennon: Orgasmically Organic Origami
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#12): Purple Punk Pie
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#13): Quibbling Quaker Qabbalists
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#14): Rebellious Rabble-Rousing
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#15): Stuttering S.S. Slogans
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#16): Trained Tarnished Turtles
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#17): Upsidedown Umbilical Umbrage
The Fantastic Voyages Of Elaine, The Happy Athenian Pillar (#1): Venetian Vertigo Vernacular
The Fantastic Voyages Of Elaine, The Happy Athenian Pillar (#2): Wet Wobbly Wonders
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#18): XXX
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#19): Yallum-Yallum Yachts
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#20): Zoroastrian Zirconium Zeppelins
My Hero In… (#1): Artificial Astronaut Brains
Ann E Rehks IC’s Guide To Easy Weight Loss… (#1): Broken Baluchitherium Archives
Ann E Rehks IC’s Guide To Easy Weight Loss… (#2): Callous Composite Ameliorations
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#21): Deranged Delirious Apoplectics
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#22): Enormous Erogenous Antelopes
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#23): Financially Flustered Accordians
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#24): Gourmands Grotesquely Altercating
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#25): Hydrogenous Hyperbolic Aryans
The Kanjis (#1): Illustrious Incubating Avarice
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#26): Juicy Juggernaut Airhorns
Creamy Goodness (#fuck): Kneejerk Knuckle Aromatherapy
The Postmodern Paradigm (#1): Lymphatic Ligand Atrophy
Psychopath (#1) - Claustrophobia: Malingering Managerial Architects
Suspicious White Powder (#1): Negligibly Neglected Archons
Suspicious White Powder (#2): Orchestral Orangutan Arachnids
Past Legends (#3) - Descartes: Principally Purgative Analgesics
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#27): Quintessentially Querying Accumulation
Psychopath (#2) - Schizophrenia: Robust Residential Acceleration
Psychopath (#3) - Narcolepsy: Sanguine Serenading Ambulances
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#28): Transistory Turkmenistani Apiarists
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#29): Ubiquitious Unguent Appraisals
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#30): Vicarious Vivisectionist Arsonists
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#31): Widening Walrus Antlers
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#32): Xenophobic Xavier Academics
Past Legends (#4) - Prince: Yawning Yataghan Amateurs
The Brilliant Adventures Of Larvagirl (#33): Zeus Zapping Airlines